Čak Noris - legenda!

Proučavajući neke internet fenomene naleteh na Čaka Norisa. Odmah mi se lice razvuklo u osmeh sećajući se dečačkih dana i gledanja Norisovih filmova do besvesti. Danas se pitam kako sam mogao da gledam tako nešto ali priznajem tada sam ih smatrao za vrhunac filmske umetnosti :)

Elem, na stranici Chuck Norris Fact možete naći gomilu satiričnih one-linera na temu Norisove snage, hladnokrvnosti & muževnosti. Mene je zaboleo stomak od smeha. Evo nekih, po meni, najjačih:

• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
• Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
• Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
• Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
• The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
• Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

... i na kraju

• Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.

Kako bilo, mora mu se odati priznanje. Čak legendo!